If PeTA ads told the truth
They’d feature a bare-assed Ingrid Newkirk and these slogans:
In the interest of good taste I did not create any of the "I'd rather go naked..." ads mentioned in this post. You're welcome. Click to enlarge.
- Bottle feed orphaned kittens.
- Foster a dog while he recovers from being hit by a car.
- Trap, Neuter and Return feral cats.
- Organize an offsite adoption event.
- Allow pit bulls to continue breathing.
- Put up a Petfinder site to advertise the pets PeTA takes into its so-called “shelter”.
- Send an email blast to PeTA membership about the adoptable pets PeTA takes into its so-called “shelter”.
- Run out of Fatal-Plus and syringes.
- House animals until they are adopted. That would mean spending some of my $30+ million budget on kitty litter and food. Screw that.
- Show compassion for homeless pets who, like people, have a will to live. Do I look like Albert Schweitzer to you?
- Endorse the No Kill Equation. Who do you think I am, Nathan Winograd?
- Support shelter-reform and access legislation.
- Admit that the growing number of No Kill communities proves that we can save 90% or more of all animals entering open-admission shelters if we just get dressed roll up our sleeves and get to work.
And people would see that the empress has no clothes, and they would be rightfully horrified.
